Formula Oppo: The Rockstar Energy Grand Prix of German Texas

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/01/2016 at 14:27 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the 9th round of Formula Oppo, the last remaining fantasy F1 guessing game where the prize is a paper trophy. This week we escape the Asian continent and head for the Texas of Germany.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! While Le Mans came down to the last lap for the overall win, Nico pulled out a large lead and never looked back, Sebastian Vettel had to settle for second while Sergio overtook Kimi for third. Hamilton had a shit race because his engineers couldn’t help him with computer glitches. Cars broke down, but there was no safety car.

This week is back to a real race track that’s actually in Europe. The Brexit could make things difficult for all of the British race teams to transport their cars, equipment, and people through out the Eurozone. This might be disastrous for the smaller teams of Force India and Manor. This could be an interesting week.

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks for this round?

Q: Sebastian Vettel

1. Sebastian Vettel

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Curse: Daniil Kvyat

The rest of y’all have until Q1 to get yer picks in. Good luck

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2016 at 12:54

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Q: Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Kimi

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2016 at 13:13

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Nico Robin for pole, but not for win. Ricciardo will nail this, Richard Hamilton second, Vettel third.

BTW, last I heard of A1-Ring they’re getting an expansion pack, which translates to basically rebuilding the rest of the circuit that got torn down. What’s their changelog now?

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2016 at 15:28

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

I need to make up some lost points...

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2016 at 15:32

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fuck me, I missed last race... what’s the rule on how many you can miss before being DSQ’d?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart 06/25/2016 at 17:34

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No more than four

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2016 at 22:44

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/28/2016 at 22:06

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3.Vettel

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2016 at 11:58

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/29/2016 at 13:05

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Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

C: Ericsson

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2016 at 18:18

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Q. HAM

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 14:36

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bavaria?

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 14:40

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Q. ham

1 Ham

2. Ros

3 Vet

Leon711 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 14:40

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Bruh, Brexit won’t affect free movement until article 50 is invoked, and even then it could be a couple of years. It’s business as usual for now.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 14:53

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How is Austria the Texas of Germany?

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 15:51

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Räikkönen

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 16:31

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Q Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 17:53

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Kimi

No curse

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 20:28

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Q. Hamilton

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vettel

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 22:49

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Q. Seb

1. Seb, come on god fucking dammit, as he might say

2. Roastbeef Rosberg

3. Hamilton

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/01/2016 at 23:37

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Two races of doughnuts for me! Time to pick some winners!

Pole: Nico

1: Nico

2: Lewis

3: Seb

No whammies, no whammies, no whammies!

No curse, either.

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2016 at 01:33

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q. ros

1. ros

2. ham

3. ric

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2016 at 02:55

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q. hamilton
1. hamilton
2. rosberg
3. Hulkenberg